Contestant: The Black Hammer
District: Nanuet
Occupation: Candy Cane Repairman
Favorite Hangout: Aisle 3 at CVS
Little Known Fact: The Black Hammer dislikes beer.
The Black Hammer is the host of the first annual "Drunker Games". The Host Country is expected, but not required to, set off an insane amount of fireworks, bordering on illegal firework activity.
The Black Hammer got his nickname when his trade galleon was overrun by pirates. When his shipmates were all put to the sword, The Black Hammer begged the Pirate Ship Captain for mercy, to which the Pirate Captain replied;
"And for what cause should I spare your life?"
"True Love," shouted the young Black Hammer.
At that moment, the Pirate Ship Captain brought the Hammer aboard his ship and taught him the ways of the sea.
Once the Pirate Ship Captain plundered enough gold to sail off into retirement, he bestowed the dreaded "Black Hammer" title on our hero, and gave him command of the Hammer Ship.
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