The Designer

Contestant: The Designer

District: Upstate

Occupation: Pixel Manipulator

Favorite Baseball Team: Yankees, or the Mets, or was it the Yankees? Maybe it's whatever team Ken Griffey, Jr is on...or maybe it's the Yankees...

Little Known Fact: The Designer has never "broken the seal".

The Designer is the embodiment of the phrase "a team player". His strengths lie in his ability to add value in the team events, thanks to his competitive spirit and extreme dislike of losing.

The Designer looks to be a favorite in the Beer Pong and Flip Cup Tournaments as he is a natural born leader and can inspire his team to do anything humanly possible.

Anything, except, maybe, win a baseball gave every once in a while.

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The Roommate

Contestant: The Roommate

District: Pomona

Occupation: Stuffed Animal Cotton Stuffer

Possible Conflict of Interest: Married to the Rule Creator

Often utters the phrase: "To make a long story short...."

The Roommate is small but fiesty, and is a favorite to place well in the Drunken Karaoke competition.

The Roommate usually prefers not to partake in excessive drinking competitions, which could hurt her medal count in the end, but will ensure that everyone arrives safely at their chosen "end of the night destination".

With her advanced degree in medicine, The Roommate has the ability to raise and lower her blood alcohol level at will, making her a serious threat to win multiple medals.

Unfortunately for the Roommate, she is married to the Rule Creator, which has led some to question the integrity of the events.

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Black Hammer

Contestant: The Black Hammer

District: Nanuet

Occupation: Candy Cane Repairman

Favorite Hangout: Aisle 3 at CVS

Little Known Fact: The Black Hammer dislikes beer.

The Black Hammer is the host of the first annual "Drunker Games". The Host Country is expected, but not required to, set off an insane amount of fireworks, bordering on illegal firework activity.

The Black Hammer got his nickname when his trade galleon was overrun by pirates. When his shipmates were all put to the sword, The Black Hammer begged the Pirate Ship Captain for mercy, to which the Pirate Captain replied;

"And for what cause should I spare your life?"

"True Love," shouted the young Black Hammer.

At that moment, the Pirate Ship Captain brought the Hammer aboard his ship and taught him the ways of the sea. 

Once the Pirate Ship Captain plundered enough gold to sail off into retirement, he bestowed the dreaded "Black Hammer" title on our hero, and gave him command of the Hammer Ship.

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Johnny Blaze

Contestant: Johnny Blaze

District: Wesley Hills

Occupation: Professional

Least Favorite Word: No

Favorite Historical Figure: William Wallace

Considered by many to be a favorite in the first annual "Drunker Games", Johnny Blaze has the ability to compete in almost every event (sober or drunk off his ass) and compete at a very high level.

Johnny Blazes' strengths lie in the drinking portion of the events, and anything else that follows should be considered a bonus.

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