Little Virg

Contestant: Little Virg

District: Jersey

Occupation: Champion

Little Known Fact: Little Virg's war-cry during whiffle ball tournaments has been known to rattle the most hardened opponents.

Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Revenge

Little Virg hails from the most southern District; Jersey. 

Little is known about this District, or it's inhabitants because it's just too damn far for the other Districts to get to.

LV is full of potential, and is a favorite to finish strong in multiple categories, including the Drunken Karaoke and the Trivia Contest.

LV is one of the most knowledgeable Contestants participating in the Drunker Games, with his strengths lying in the "Useless Information" category.

Little Virg

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The Drunker Games: Official Teaser

The Drunker Games: Official Teaser

Yes folks, this is going to happen.

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The Designer

Contestant: The Designer

District: Upstate

Occupation: Pixel Manipulator

Favorite Baseball Team: Yankees, or the Mets, or was it the Yankees? Maybe it's whatever team Ken Griffey, Jr is on...or maybe it's the Yankees...

Little Known Fact: The Designer has never "broken the seal".

The Designer is the embodiment of the phrase "a team player". His strengths lie in his ability to add value in the team events, thanks to his competitive spirit and extreme dislike of losing.

The Designer looks to be a favorite in the Beer Pong and Flip Cup Tournaments as he is a natural born leader and can inspire his team to do anything humanly possible.

Anything, except, maybe, win a baseball gave every once in a while.

The Designer

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The Roommate

Contestant: The Roommate

District: Pomona

Occupation: Stuffed Animal Cotton Stuffer

Possible Conflict of Interest: Married to the Rule Creator

Often utters the phrase: "To make a long story short...."

The Roommate is small but fiesty, and is a favorite to place well in the Drunken Karaoke competition.

The Roommate usually prefers not to partake in excessive drinking competitions, which could hurt her medal count in the end, but will ensure that everyone arrives safely at their chosen "end of the night destination".

With her advanced degree in medicine, The Roommate has the ability to raise and lower her blood alcohol level at will, making her a serious threat to win multiple medals.

Unfortunately for the Roommate, she is married to the Rule Creator, which has led some to question the integrity of the events.

The Roommate

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Black Hammer

Contestant: The Black Hammer

District: Nanuet

Occupation: Candy Cane Repairman

Favorite Hangout: Aisle 3 at CVS

Little Known Fact: The Black Hammer dislikes beer.

The Black Hammer is the host of the first annual "Drunker Games". The Host Country is expected, but not required to, set off an insane amount of fireworks, bordering on illegal firework activity.

The Black Hammer got his nickname when his trade galleon was overrun by pirates. When his shipmates were all put to the sword, The Black Hammer begged the Pirate Ship Captain for mercy, to which the Pirate Captain replied;

"And for what cause should I spare your life?"

"True Love," shouted the young Black Hammer.

At that moment, the Pirate Ship Captain brought the Hammer aboard his ship and taught him the ways of the sea. 

Once the Pirate Ship Captain plundered enough gold to sail off into retirement, he bestowed the dreaded "Black Hammer" title on our hero, and gave him command of the Hammer Ship.

The Black Hammer

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Lake George: The Movie

Coming Soon to "The Drunker Games".

Fan Favorite Johnny Blaze, expected by many odds makers to win numerous medals, can be seen here in one of his early roles in "Lake George, The Movie"

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Drunken Painting

Drunken Painting Rules

Contestants must purchase Canvas in advance of entry into "The Drunker Games".

Contestants will have 5 minutes to drink a beer and complete a painting of their choosing.

Judges will award points, using the 1-10 scale, based on the following categories.

1. Most Likely to Be Hung in a Museum

2. Creativity and Originality

3. Use of Space

In the case of a tie between Contestants, a chug off will ensue. First Contestant to finish an entire drink of their choice (beer, mixed drink, etc) will be giving the victory.

The winner will receive a Gold Medal.

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