Little Virg

Contestant: Little Virg

District: Jersey

Occupation: Champion

Little Known Fact: Little Virg's war-cry during whiffle ball tournaments has been known to rattle the most hardened opponents.

Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Revenge

Little Virg hails from the most southern District; Jersey. 

Little is known about this District, or it's inhabitants because it's just too damn far for the other Districts to get to.

LV is full of potential, and is a favorite to finish strong in multiple categories, including the Drunken Karaoke and the Trivia Contest.

LV is one of the most knowledgeable Contestants participating in the Drunker Games, with his strengths lying in the "Useless Information" category.

Little Virg

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The Drunker Games: Official Teaser

The Drunker Games: Official Teaser

Yes folks, this is going to happen.

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The Designer

Contestant: The Designer

District: Upstate

Occupation: Pixel Manipulator

Favorite Baseball Team: Yankees, or the Mets, or was it the Yankees? Maybe it's whatever team Ken Griffey, Jr is on...or maybe it's the Yankees...

Little Known Fact: The Designer has never "broken the seal".

The Designer is the embodiment of the phrase "a team player". His strengths lie in his ability to add value in the team events, thanks to his competitive spirit and extreme dislike of losing.

The Designer looks to be a favorite in the Beer Pong and Flip Cup Tournaments as he is a natural born leader and can inspire his team to do anything humanly possible.

Anything, except, maybe, win a baseball gave every once in a while.

The Designer

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The Roommate

Contestant: The Roommate

District: Pomona

Occupation: Stuffed Animal Cotton Stuffer

Possible Conflict of Interest: Married to the Rule Creator

Often utters the phrase: "To make a long story short...."

The Roommate is small but fiesty, and is a favorite to place well in the Drunken Karaoke competition.

The Roommate usually prefers not to partake in excessive drinking competitions, which could hurt her medal count in the end, but will ensure that everyone arrives safely at their chosen "end of the night destination".

With her advanced degree in medicine, The Roommate has the ability to raise and lower her blood alcohol level at will, making her a serious threat to win multiple medals.

Unfortunately for the Roommate, she is married to the Rule Creator, which has led some to question the integrity of the events.

The Roommate

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Black Hammer

Contestant: The Black Hammer

District: Nanuet

Occupation: Candy Cane Repairman

Favorite Hangout: Aisle 3 at CVS

Little Known Fact: The Black Hammer dislikes beer.

The Black Hammer is the host of the first annual "Drunker Games". The Host Country is expected, but not required to, set off an insane amount of fireworks, bordering on illegal firework activity.

The Black Hammer got his nickname when his trade galleon was overrun by pirates. When his shipmates were all put to the sword, The Black Hammer begged the Pirate Ship Captain for mercy, to which the Pirate Captain replied;

"And for what cause should I spare your life?"

"True Love," shouted the young Black Hammer.

At that moment, the Pirate Ship Captain brought the Hammer aboard his ship and taught him the ways of the sea. 

Once the Pirate Ship Captain plundered enough gold to sail off into retirement, he bestowed the dreaded "Black Hammer" title on our hero, and gave him command of the Hammer Ship.

The Black Hammer

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Lake George: The Movie

Coming Soon to "The Drunker Games".

Fan Favorite Johnny Blaze, expected by many odds makers to win numerous medals, can be seen here in one of his early roles in "Lake George, The Movie"

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Drunken Painting

Drunken Painting Rules

Contestants must purchase Canvas in advance of entry into "The Drunker Games".

Contestants will have 5 minutes to drink a beer and complete a painting of their choosing.

Judges will award points, using the 1-10 scale, based on the following categories.

1. Most Likely to Be Hung in a Museum

2. Creativity and Originality

3. Use of Space

In the case of a tie between Contestants, a chug off will ensue. First Contestant to finish an entire drink of their choice (beer, mixed drink, etc) will be giving the victory.

The winner will receive a Gold Medal.

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Drunken Karaoke

Drunken Karaoke Rules

Contestants will submit, in advance, two song choices for the Drunken Karaoke competition.

The second song will be used in case of a tie breaker.

Judges will award points, using the 1-10 scale, based on the following categories.

1. Singing Ability

2. Song selection

3. Stage Presence

The winner of the Drunken Karaoke will receive a Gold Medal.

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50 Shades of Drunk

50 Shades of Drunk Rules

Contestants will have 1 minute to read a pre-selected passage from the best selling novel "50 Shades of Grey"

Judges will award points, using a 1-10 scale, based on the following categories:

1. Interactivity

2. Sensuality

3. Humor

Contestant with the most points will receive a Gold Medal.

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Triad of Races

Triad of Races

Contestants will take part in a Triad of popular team racing competitions:

1. The Wheelbarrow Race

2. Three Legged Race

3. Potato Sack Race

The Wheelbarrow Race

Teams of two will compete to race at a distance of 25 feet. Once the teams hit the switching point, they must do three shots of beer before turning back.

Three Legged Race

Teammates will have two legs tied together and race at a distance of 25 feet. Once the teams hit the switching point, they must do three shots of beer before turning back.

Potato Sack Race

Teammates will be placed at opposite ends of the field. Contestant #1 will race in a sack towards his or her teammate.  Once the teams hit the switching point, they must do three shots of beer before turning back.

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Trivia Contest

Trivia Contest Rules

Contestants participating in the Trivia Contest will be matched up in a bracket style, head to head tournament.

Each round will consist of two Contestants facing off to win the round (Best of Three).

A Buzzer will be placed in front of the Contestants, as well as a shot glass. The Judges will fill up the shot glass before each question is asked.

Contestants must drink the contents of the shot glass and then press on the buzzer before attempting to answer the question.

Judges will be the final determination of who gets to answer first, in the case of a tie.

The winner of the round will advance to the next portion of the tournament.

The Judge selected for the Trivia Contest is responsible for the creation of the Trivia Game. He or She must be the only ones to see the questions in advance, in order to keep the integrity of the game intact.

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Flip Cup

Flip Cup Rules

Contestants will be placed on three teams of four players on each team.

The Flip Cup Tournament will be played using a double elimination system.

Teams will

Match #1 - Team 1 vs Team 2

Team 3 sits out round

Match #2 - Loser of Match #1 vs Team 3

Winner of Match #1 sit out round

Match #3 - If Loser of Match #1 is Loser of Match #2, Winner of Match #1 and Winner of Match #2 will enter into a "Best Out of Three Competition" for the Gold Medal.

If Loser of Match #1 is Winner of Match #2, Winner of Match #1 will play Loser of Match #2.

Match #4 (if necessary)

God help the Judges if there's a match 4, my head is starting to hurt figuring this frackin thing out.

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Cock on the Ass

Pin the Cock on the Ass Rules

Contestant will be blindfolded. 

Contestant must have beer in hand.

Contestant will be spun around by Judges and then given the "Honorary Cock" to be placed on or around the "Honorary Ass"

For those having trouble following along, the Contestant is playing a customized game of "Pin the Tail on the Donkey"

Contestant closest to placing the Cock on the Ass will be awarded a Gold Medal.

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Johnny Blaze

Contestant: Johnny Blaze

District: Wesley Hills

Occupation: Professional

Least Favorite Word: No

Favorite Historical Figure: William Wallace

Considered by many to be a favorite in the first annual "Drunker Games", Johnny Blaze has the ability to compete in almost every event (sober or drunk off his ass) and compete at a very high level.

Johnny Blazes' strengths lie in the drinking portion of the events, and anything else that follows should be considered a bonus.

Johnny Blaze

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Beer Pong Tournament

Beer Pong Tournament Rules

By now, every Contestant should know the rules of Beer Pong.

If the Contestant doesn't know the rules of Beer Pong, the Contestant might ask his or herself why they are actually participating in "The Drunker Games".

"Fair Play Rules" stand as do the "Don't Be a Douche Rules".

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Best Toast

Best Toast Rules

Names of everyone in attendance will be placed into a hat.

Contestants will choose at random, a name from the hat.

Contestants will have 2 minutes to preform a "Best Man Toast" to the best of his/her ability.

Judges will determine the winner of "The Best Toast" by scoring three categories: "Originality" "Humor" and "Pace". Each category will be rated on a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the most points awarded.

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Beer Identification Test

Beer Identification Test Rules

Contestants will be placed in front of a table and blindfolded.

One the table will be three empty shot glasses. Each glass will be filled up with a beer of the Judges' choice.

Contestants will have to do a blind taste test and correctly identify each beer in order to advance/win.

In the case of a tie in the final round, the Judges will impose a "Lighting Round", where the Contestants will have to do three new shots, as quick as possible and then correctly identify the beers.

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Drinking Bee

The Drinking Bee Rules

Contestants must line up in height order. Smallest to tallest with the shortest contestant going first.

Contestants will drink their beer and remain quiet when it's not their turn to spell. Outburst will result in appropriate punishment to be decided by judges.

Contestants have one chance to spell their word. If spelling is incorrect, the Contestant is eliminated from the competition.

Last Contestant standing will receive the Drinking Bee Medal.

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